Well guys, after an overly extended break, I'm back, and will be doing some cleaning up and restarting almost from scratch. So lets kick this party off anew.
First things first, My name is Chris.... Ya know? its weird, I have this thing about my name, EVERYONE calls me "Chris" EXCEPT my family, and that's just the way I like it. Friends, people at work, fellow deviants to you I am "Chris" to relatives I am "Christopher" and to be honest with you, I cant stand it any other way, but I digress...
For those interested, I'm a native Australian with Aboriginal ancestry running only a couple of generations back, not that you could tell, my skin is